Meh. Whatever, bro.
It’s a classic episode, or something. About… I didn’t bother to listen to it. It’s about something. I assume.
So, like, enjoy it. Or don’t. I’m not the boss of you.
BooooOOOOOOoOooOooOOOOoooooOOooooooo... G-g-g-ghoooOOOooOOooOOOoOOOOOoooooosts... SpooOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOoooky... We have cereal named after ghosts. Some of our biggest movies are about ghosts. As a species, we're obsessed with … [Continue reading]
The aliens think they can just come into this country and take our jobs, get on our welfare, not pay taxes, and commit crimes! In this country! Look, I'm not saying it's everyone. But they're not sending us their best gleep-glorps. They're sending … [Continue reading]
To hear it from some people (like, say...an orange-tinged shitlord with a sulfurous-looking hairdo who's presumable in charge of the Western world), white people have it soooooooooo hard! That a middle-aged (or Baby Boomin') white guy can say with … [Continue reading]
Christopher and Shawn are both white dudes (if you didn't already know this, it'll definitely become clear next week), but they're somehow not greedy assholes. That's one of many reasons neither of them will be elected to the Senate, because they're … [Continue reading]
We suppose a party should be held in February, to celebrate the five-year anniversary of the podcast. (Okay, so we really are fine without a party...but you'll see where we're going with this...) [Many] people love parties -- and many others do … [Continue reading]
Christopher was a Dragon! Shawn was a Thunderbird! This episode is METAL AS FUCK! Oh, wait, no it isn’t. Those were their high school mascots. And Shawn’s wasn’t named after the mythical Native American beast, or even the massive car by Ford… … [Continue reading]
Greetings and Felicitations, noble pod-people! Yes, I think I carried that off quite well. No way I fucked up that greeting! I am totally passing for one of you hew-mans! Today on the magical internet radiola programme, we're talking about all the … [Continue reading]
Apologies for the late post and no new intro to this week's classic episode. It's been a busy week! And due to certain medical issues, it's the first day in a long while your old pal Shawn hasn't had any caffeine. He is addicted to … [Continue reading]
Layoffs are a way of life in America. It seems that one of the easiest ways to make 4th quarter numbers is to cut a bunch of people at the end of the 3rd quarter. The days of working at a place for 30-40+ years is long gone...today, you're lucky … [Continue reading]
This is Gorilla 4-1 transmitting on frequency 1-1-5. I have no idea if this transmission is reaching you in the intended year of 2016, but be warned: the future is an apocalyptic hellscape now. You remember New York in the 70s? Like that, but with … [Continue reading]